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PETAV: “Vegetables Have Rights Too!”
In an unexpected twist in the world of dietary ethics, a new activist group, PETAV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and Vegetables), has emerged, advocating for the…
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God Turns to AI for a Helping Hand
In a celestial twist that’s sending shockwaves through the heavens, sources close to the Almighty have revealed that God has recently adopted artificial intelligence to manage the ever-growing complexities…
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Helium Soars to Top of Periodic Table
In a stunning upset that’s got the scientific community’s electrons spinning, Helium has ballooned in popularity to become the new number one element, nudging Hydrogen off its perennial pedestal.…
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Boeing Airlines: Crash Guaranteed or Your Money Back
In an audacious twist on air travel, Boeing Airlines has launched a ‘Controlled Crash Experience,’ inviting thrill-seekers to enjoy the unique sensation of surviving a plane crash. Bandaged and…
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Humanity officially out of jokes
“Folks, tonight I’m gonna tell the last joke ever. After this, it’s all taxes and weather reports. Forever.” Nervous laughter rippled across the room. In the frostbitten depths of…